lmao-gtfo

you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.

The feeling you get when you’re talking to someone and their saliva is splattering all over you while they talk.

THEM:

YOU:

When me and my mum are in the store and I see something I like:

Me:

My mum:

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you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.

I am proud to have never inserted a vegetable into my vagina.

When I was 10:

Now:

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you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.

shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

kumtwat:

stonedkitty:

its 94 degrees

you are indoors shut up